me: we have to hang out soon!
me: *never contacts them again*
Welcome, American Immigrants
singwordsthatholdnomeaning: Here in Canada you will enjoy a wealth of luxuries. These include (but are not limited to): Riding polar bears Maple syrup in every water fountain! For every Starbucks, there are 15 Tim Hortons A beaver for a pet Your very own forest! A new city named in your honour (in the Arctic) Day trips to the North Pole French as an official language. Bienvenue! ...
pizzaforpresident: I love using exclamation points because they make everything look so cheerful!
Me after 15 minutes of studying
sodamnrelatable: via sodamnrelatable
sometimes i dont know who is lazier me or the guy who made the libyan flag
jennybopenny: I seriously love this so much. ...
puppyluver43: I wonder how many of my followers are madly in love with me from afar probably all of them
chekhov: my lesbian friend was showing me her hickies and i was like “wow who are you dating count dyke-ula” like count dracula and i laughed really hard and she legit started to cry
imjustonekid: do you ever keyboard smash like: galsimvaklrer and think no that doesn’t look right and so you erase it and try again laskdfjaasdf ah yes that’s how im feeling now
kaddie: do u ever find a pic that makes u laugh so hard u cant breathe
Mom: I got you Nutella.
Me: mom, you my nigga.
I wonder if Jesus’s friends ever called him “Jeez” or “Young Jeezy” or “J Naz.” Naz is short for Nazareth. J Nazty.