June 2012
me: we have to hang out soon!
me: *never contacts them again*
Welcome, American Immigrants
singwordsthatholdnomeaning:
Here in Canada you will enjoy a wealth of luxuries. These include (but are not limited to):
Riding polar bears
Maple syrup in every water fountain!
For every Starbucks, there are 15 Tim Hortons
A beaver for a pet
Your very own forest!
A new city named in your honour (in the Arctic)
Day trips to the North Pole
French as an official language. Bienvenue!
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pizzaforpresident:
I love using exclamation points because they make everything look so cheerful!
Me after 15 minutes of studying
sodamnrelatable:
via sodamnrelatable
sometimes i dont know who is lazier me or the guy who made the libyan flag
jennybopenny:
I seriously love this so much.
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puppyluver43:
I wonder how many of my followers are madly in love with me from afar probably all of them
chekhov:
my lesbian friend was showing me her hickies and i was like “wow who are you dating count dyke-ula” like count dracula and i laughed really hard and she legit started to cry
imjustonekid:
do you ever keyboard smash
like: galsimvaklrer
and think
no that doesn’t look right
and so you erase it and try again
laskdfjaasdf
ah yes that’s how im feeling now
kaddie:
do u ever find a pic that makes u laugh so hard u cant breathe
Mom: I got you Nutella.
Me: mom, you my nigga.
I wonder if Jesus’s friends ever called him “Jeez” or “Young Jeezy” or “J Naz.” Naz is short for Nazareth. J Nazty.
