Eve is having none of your shit. 


If I’ve ever called you

  • Nerd
  • nerdlord
  • wow what a dweeb
  • dweebasaurus rex
  • meme squad
  • fuckin weeb

its a clear sign that there’s a place deep in my heart for u


the “i’m not afraid to verbally assault a middle schooler if they look at my kid the wrong way” haircut



god i hate scott mccall. he’s always taking the moral high ground and saving his friends and being good to women and talking through his moral dilemmas with his mom and forgiving people even when they’re douches. fuck that guy.


why am i so amazing (i took this like 2 and a half years ago i think)


looks like bengledick crinklesniff lost this round

dear cas,