godheadcomplex:

this one pic of sasuke is better than all of attack on titan

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meladoodle:

yeah i understand you’re charging me for bank robbery, but i licked the money so therefore it is mine

lmpossibleprincess:

why do all mens rights activists on reddit look like the dad from peppa pig

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thloth:

nicki minaj poses with the only relevant female rappers

babygotbackandsomechickennuggets:

when you go to a friends house and their pet sit next you 

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nokiabae:

my biggest fear is I’m married & my husband says, “let’s cut sugar out of our diet” so I have to leave with the kids in the middle of the night

batbottoms:

Me. Today. Shit.

anthongie:

matching icons for you and your friends

lbby:

lbby:

I just accidentally broke into a supermarket

the door was open so i went in and started filling up my basket and this security guard started screaming at me and trying to set off the alarm and apparently they don’t open for another hour but idk why he thought i was thief bc i was trying to use the self checkout why would a thief pay for stuff smh

pussysista:

Me about to bury my husband before going to the bank

dear cas,